three fart day

brought the bitch to kreature care massage therapy - she wasn't there to do massage - elaine's mervin did the therapy. she just did a 15min swim in their special marine salt pool... she was originally supposed to do an hr. but she freaked out and sharon decided to shorten it to 25mins.
but at the 15min mark, Gin FARTED.
THREE TIMES.
Farting, peeing, and shitting dogs are not allowed in the special marine salt pool cause it takes 5hrs to fill it up, and 3 days before the water can be used again! so she was taken out .... if i didn't know better, i'd have thought that the bitch did it on purpose because she knew that it would cut short her swim!
By the Way. this is Cookie. it is my fervent wish that when gin grows older, she'll turn out like cookie, who is a Very Nice, Calm and Brave Dog.

4 Comments:
Ha ha ha. The bitch is like those kids who try to "zhao" PE in school!!!!
By
sleepyhead77, at Saturday, March 18, 2006
why farting not allowed? and why pool only usable 3 days later?
By
D, at Monday, March 20, 2006
farting is a prelude to shitting :) the moment a dog shits, its banned for life from using the pool, cause it costs them in man hrs and loss of income from other customers who will not be able to use the pool for 3 days.
3 days is the amount of time it takes of the minerals to be absorbed into the water, i think! :) the mineral salts need to stand for 3 days.
By
oatsandapples, at Monday, March 20, 2006
bring her to the sea lah. can pee and fart can shit and can swim anytime they want.
bitches have such good life. :(
By
D, at Tuesday, March 21, 2006
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