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Saturday, April 22

a modification of my theory about snoring ....

Check This new development out!


What the Hell! All my carefully considered theories about snoring spouses have been flushed down the toilet bowl!! haiz. this was taken on the Third Night (yes, maybe we'll go up to 101 nights like the arabian tale) and signs seem to point toward the fact that females adore snoring men! in fact, i would like to suggest that they find it a HUGE turn on! (which is probably why D is So Happy with her lou kong!)

to the rest of us swinging single sisters, take note. turn a blind eye to other more 'socially acceptable' traits (height, older men, chiselled features, 6pack, condo, car, dicklength). i think it is time we wised up! the search is on for the Most Eligible Snoring Bachelor of the Year! application form and accompanying pictures not required. only sound files in MP3/4 format please!

'nuff said.

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